Recipe for Chicken Horn Balls

Yoda and I are so funny sometimes. We crack ourselves up. Here we are having a conversation about Chicken…

Yoda: and then got together with Chicken

Yoda: to catch up

Yoda: funny funny funny guy

Me: oh god

Me: how was that?

Yoda: ummm

Yoda: interesting

Me: why interesting?

Yoda: I mean we had an awesome time

Yoda: he's had such a great summer

Yoda: and it was fun to hear all about it and catch up

Yoda: and then right when he's done telling me about moving in with his girlfriend

Yoda: he tried one last time

Yoda: to get with me

Yoda: so weird

Yoda: not much of a surprise there

Yoda: I guess I hoped he was all well behaved now

Me: omg...lol

Me: he's such a weasel

Me: but a predictable one

Yoda: Total weasel

Me: but it's nice to know that some things never change

Yoda: he's funny

Yoda: I was like…don't you feel guilty

Yoda: you just told this girl to move out here

Yoda: and he goes

Yoda: she's not here yet

Me: omg!

Me: total cad

Me: i would hate to be his girlfriend

Yoda: he'll probably be great

Yoda: once she moves out

Yoda: I guess until then…avoid Chicken at all costs

Yoda: heehee

Yoda: Chicken wanted to convince me to show him my place yesterday

Yoda: ummm.... frankly I don't trust him in my place

Me: very smart move

Yoda: he's just weird

Yoda: horn ball

Me: chicken horn ball

Me: i should invent a new recipe

Yoda: what kinda recipe?

Me: well, it should definitely have some pig

Me: and cheese - Chicken can be kinda cheesy with his lines sometimes

Me: chicken, cheese, and pig rolled into a ball, fried so it's bad for you and dipped in a very hot/spicy sauce

Yoda: hahahahahhahah

Yoda: cheesy?

Yoda: like what?

Me: one of his lines…"this is the stuff that movies are made of"

Yoda: hahahhahhaha

Me: Recipe for Chicken Horn Balls!